My Very Own Nobel

I think one of my greatest skills is the ability to dramatically, accurately, and humorously (when appropriate) recount each and every episode of “Intervention” ever produced. I bring people together, engaging them in a dialogue about substance abuse and the inherent entertainment value of Christy, and her naked, satanic, geometry proofs or Allison and her huffing-induced vocal gymnastics.
I maintain a delicate balance between genuine compassion and giddy enthusiasm, and I take you along for the ride. Pretty sure I should’ve gotten the Nobel today. Well deserved self.