My Secret Skill

I am an athlete. Maybe not in the conventional sense, but my athleticism is derived from an innate skill, a true gift. The arena for my talent is limited, but each time I get to use it, I get a sense of true accomplishment and serenity.

From the toilet, I can sink my tampon wrapper into the trashcan EVERY time. Nothing. But. Net.

This skill is not celebrated as it should be. In fact, were I to bring this up in polite company, I would no doubt be ostracized. I want my day in the sun. But for now, I will just have to be content that I know my own secret. And now so do you 7. And anyone ingenious enough to search crap on the internet.