My So Called Talent

Thank god I am not a musician. Besides lacking the more obvious talents (ability to play an instrument, read music, sing on key), I am severely lacking in the department of heartbreak. Both giving and receiving. I feel fairly confident in saying my heart has never really been broken, and I would hazard a guess that I have not broken any hearts either.

Nobody with my life would ever write a song because they would be called things like:

“The Brown Spot On My Banana This Morning”

“I Bet You Can’t Do Data Entry This Fast”

“Holy Hell I Just Stubbed My Toe So Bad”

“If My Mom Drunk Dials Me One More Time, I Swear…”

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