Childhood

Things that didn’t make sense when I was a kid (and to be honest still kind of don’t) –

1. The significance of numbers on sports jerseys
2. Why, if there is an incredibly long line at a store, you can’t just pick up what you want, throw more than that amount of cash onto the register, and walk out
3. How sea cucumbers vomit up all of their internal organs as a decoy and survive to make more
4. Rap music
5. Why you can’t use your textbook during a test
6. Spam (the canned meat)
7. How do several thousand/million ton metal objects stay in the sky (airplanes) or above water (boats)
8. Belly buttons