Why is stellar customer service so incredibly effective? It is almost as if I forget the person is being so nice to me because I have already paid them or they are hoping to make some/a little/a lot of money off of me. It is almost as if I forget what it was like to be a personal shopper myself.Yes! I DO look amazing in this dress!
Yes! I CAN afford to buy 9 colors of nail polish right now!
How have I lived this long WITHOUT this insanely sophisticated cell phone??
Thank you for convincing me to spend what little money I have on completely useless shit. Really, thank you.
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