But I just found something on my desk I’d like to discuss: a “Black Licorice” scented pen.
I took this picture like 30 seconds ago. That is my hand, and that is the pen. |
Where the hell did this thing come from??
There are so many questions.
- It still smells potent, which means I came to possess it somewhat recently. But how can that be? I’m almost 26 years old and I barely write with pens anymore... Do you guys write things down? I feel like I just don’t. It’s sort of sad. Don’t you miss writing? This took a weird turn.
- The packaging says it was “Made form 100% Recylced Newspapers and Biodegradable Plastic”. That’s cool, I guess. But why? And why black licorice??
- Can’t we all just agree that black licorice is disgusting and horrible already? Someone just destroy all the goddamn black licorice Jelly Belly Jelly Beans and do the world a service (please please don’t sue me Jelly Belly Corporation, I absolutely adore the watermelon flavor.)!
- What executives were sitting around at the pen factory and said out-loud to other executives, “You know what phase I wasn’t really done with? Scented pens. America didn’t give scented pens the chance they deserved. That changes today!” ???
- What should I rub it in first to try and make the smell go away? Dirt? Wet grass?
- Did anyone out there lose a scented pen?
i love black licorice!!!! ill eat all your black jelly beans any day.
ReplyDeleteand ill take the pen too!