If I Were A Playmate

Tacos.

TURN ONS:

• Tacos
• Unicorns
• Clean sheets
• Getting a big chunk of BBQ out with really skillful flossing
• Law & Order marathons
• Laugh snorts
• Particularly impressive unibrows on others (make me feel like I have my shit together)
• Filling a sheet of clean notebook paper with my best handwriting and some strategic underlining

TURN OFFS:

• Idiots