I am so glad that Subway recently mandated that all cheese slices in their establishment would be tessellated on each sandwich they made. Before the Great Tessellation you ran the risk of taking a bite completely devoid of cheese.
In a country where an average of 60% of our eligible citizens turn out to vote for President, it warms my heart that enough people spoke up about cheese-less bites to alter the policy of a 9 billion dollar sandwich franchise.
God Bless America. And cheese.
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