Orchid woes

I wish my boss would stop yelling at me because the orchid I got her for her birthday in May is dying. I don’t know how much water, sunlight, music and warmth this photosynthesizing retard needs, I thought that was going to be her problem.

Next time I will take into account the behavior and fertility of my gift before purchasing it.

I was definitely striving to spend my own money on additional responsibilities at the office.

Congrats self.