Why I Am Actually 5 Years Old

I have been inhaling this spectacular cilantro dip (with carrots) all day.

My coworker just walked over and asked me why I was eating sour cream dip (because everybody knows that I hate sour cream). I said that I wasn’t, idiot. She said, why don’t you take a look at the ingredients? And look at that – sour cream was the first ingredient.

Now I have to throw it out. Because it’s disgusting.