The Ice Cream Dilemma

You know when you go to Target to buy a new bathing suit because you look too fat in all of yours? 

And because you're really goddamn lazy you don't even try it on in the store. And so when you get home you think, perhaps it would be prudent to try it on. And while you're trying it on, you give yourself a pep talk saying things like "I'm not really all that fat" and "I eat really healthily, what else can I do?". 

And then you remember that you left a bowl of ice cream on your bedside table and get really excited to eat it. And then you accidentally walk past a mirror, while wearing a bikini while eating ice cream at your parents house where you live because you are unemployed. 

And then you just give up.