I just received an email from the Facilities/Maintenance Department at work “Congratulating” me on becoming a Floor Warden. In case you were wondering, that means I have the privilege of being responsible for evacuating my area and doling out CPR in the event of an emergency.
1. Don’t congratulate me like I nominated myself, lobbied hard, and then earned a sweet sweet victory.
2. Looking at this list, it appears the Floor Wardens are the assistants in each department, coincidence?
3. So what you’re telling me is you are putting the lives of the important, grossly overpaid, verging on non-human executives in the hands of their subjugated, underpaid underlings.
Ummm, okay. You’re on.
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