Chocolate - 1, Me - 0

Here’s why I should stop wondering why I never lose weight:

1. I know how to make ganache (for you sad, uninformed individuals out there – this is liquid chocolate infused with fat in the form of heavy whipping cream and butter).
2. I have everything one needs to make ganache in my fridge.
3. When I run out of any ganachey ingredients I panic, and make sure to restock immediately. Even if I’m not making ganache that day.
4. Ganache is really interesting because you’d think it would separate (like salad dressing) because of all the fat and sugar in the liquid chocolate, but it doesn’t.
5. But I digress.
6. Also, I can make buttercream frosting from scratch.
7. I’m doomed.