- Eat
- Pick your nose
- Play with your hair
- Text someone without losing your place in your book
- Eat
Friday, December 10, 2010
The Hanukkah Nerd Strikes
Things That Are Embarrassing That You Didn’t Even Know You Should Be Worrying About
When you sit down too fast, and you are wearing a skirt, and your thighs literally slap together and make a loud “Clap!”, and everybody looks around and what you really want to say is “Oh, never you mind that, that was just my thighs applauding themselves for being so large and phonic” but what you actually do is look around frantically for a tiny clapping gnome.
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